Monday, June 2, 2008

Countdown





This is an update email on the new regulations that have been announced in the last weeks. The spirit of the law is clear. I do not hang around any kind of people. I will not consider you if you don't know the right bands and painters and writers. Not to mention movie directors or scientific theories. I am not democratic, nor open, nor should I be. I perfectly control my brain and my chemical compounds. My moral is strong as a rock as you can see. It is fully logical so you will find no hole in it.

You are free to circulate around me and even try to interact with me but if you do not pass the screening, you can not blame me. The point is, I am not here to waste my time. I only relate to properly functioning people. The strong and the future is all I care about. I have a duty here.

Now, following the remainder, you will witness the greatest achievement in the history of science. Following emission of this message, unfit members of society will be prosecuted and eliminated in nanoseconds by an ultrasonic decomposer. Starting countdown: ten, nine, eight...



3 comments:

Chuntaro said...

Hi Asier. I was thinking how I should be less judgenemntal of you and AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!............................................

Felipe Mardones said...

damn! what a solid post!
at first i had no clue what you were talking about.
don't even want to know about those regulations you mention... scary world!
However, I am NOT democratic, nor should I be. Don't let them fool you!

Name: Asier said...

Felipe!!! estas en USA ya?
puta a ver si hablamos man!
te deseo buenas cosas en la montanya

abrazo!